months,
weeks & counting
Whoever decided plastic bags are not toys was never a baby

Posted 2.4.2010

The truth is: plastic bags are fun; bubble wrap is fun. I like grabbing them, especially the plastic bags because they make lots of noise when I handle them. They go crackle crackle crackle, and when I get excited and start kicking the bag makes more noise - very exciting!

My favorite plastic bag is the 1 quart green zip-lock type. It's big and pretty and makes more noise than those soft, floppy bags. Bor-ing.

Bubble wrap is kind of cool too, but less exciting. I mash it up so it becomes small, and it slowly opens up and becomes bigger again. Interesting, but it's no 1 quart green zip-lock.

I only play with the bag when I'm in the kitchen with mom or dad. I don't get to keep it in the pack and play. Supposedly it's not really a toy. But if it's not really a toy, why is it so much fun to play with? If it's not supposed to be a toy, it should NOT be colorful, it should NOT be fun to play with, and it should smell like an old diaper.

Speaking of which, a little service please?
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